shoutout to the other 5 people on here other than me that don’t watch supernatural
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i looked at the OPs blog because i thought it was cool that there was an actual neurosurgeon shitting around on tumblr but its a fucking roleplay blog, its 3am, im going to bed this is the last lie i can deal with in this shit website in this garbage world
ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL LOVE WHAT IT DOES
LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING OUT THEIR ADDRESS BECAUSE, MAN, THE INTERNET IS DAMN SCARY AND THEY’RE REASONABLE PEOPLE.
WELL HEAD ON OVER TO http://www.coffeecakeconnection.com/ AND ALL YOUR WOES ARE SOLVED. HELL, THEY EVEN HAVE GLUTEN-FREE STUFF, BROWNIES, COOKIES, AND MORE.
AND HERE’S THE RAD AS FUCK PART: AT CHECKOUT, YOU’RE GOING TO SELECT SHIP2MYID, AND PUT IN YOUR FRIEND’S EMAIL, AND THAT’S GOING TO BE FUCKING IT FOR PUTTING IN A SHIPPING ADDRESS.
YOUR FRIEND’S GOING TO GET AN EMAIL SAYING ‘HEY SOME RAD FUCKER WANTS TO SEND YOU SHIT’ AND THEY’RE GOING TO SAY YES AND PUT IN THEIR ADDRESS TOTALLY SAFELY. AND THEY’RE GOING TO GET ALL THE GODDAMN COFFEE CAKE THEY CAN EAT, SAFE AND EASY AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOME INTERNET STRANGER HAVING THEIR ADDRESS.
SHIP2MYID IS WORKING ON PARTNERING WITH OTHER COMPANIES TOO TO MAKE GIFTING SHIT ONLINE EASIER THAN EVER. TELL ME THAT’S NOT RAD. YOU CAN’T.
USE THE CODE HOLIDAY25 BEFORE THE 11TH FOR FUCKING 25% OFF. CAN’T BEAT THAT SHIT.
SPREAD THE WORD FUCKERS
ok we had to watch this in chem class
thE LAB PARTNER THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE
this is like a really bad porno
WE WATCHED THIS IN MY ENVIRO CLASS AND WE WERE ROLLING ON THE GROUND JESUS CHRIST THE TEACHER WAS BENT IN HALF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
"Your teacher will clear the other students from the room" AND YET THE LAB PARTNER IS STILL THERE LIKE A CREEP WHAT
the lab partner bond runs deep
a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist